The waiter at Chili’s asked me after I ordered my Mushroom Swiss Burger. I was dumbfucked, like huh? What? Wait-ah:“What doneness do you want sir? For your Swiss Burger?” Moi: “Excuse me? I didn’t catch you? Wait-ah:“What doneness do you want?” I paused after this, my brain churning for a while as to what he […]
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OMG WTF?
You might have thought people would go online and check out the definitions of any acronyms they put in their company names no? OH EM GEE Good job.. Honestly, it doesn’t give me much faith in a marketing or new media company that uses a name like this without knowing the meaning. Will it be […]
Antenna Boy – Does He REALLY Get Better Reception?
Is the radio signal so lousy in Malaysia that you really need 6 antennas to pick it up properly? Or did he think his car would go faster? Or is it just to look COOL? Sorry but in my books, he loses 1000000 cool points for this.. Bad, bad bad..fail, go home, do not collect […]
The Box under Bill Clinton’s bed.
When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, “I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it.” In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked […]
The Eternal Struggle
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both Married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk And she in […]
New 18 Seat Honda MPV Released Today
No I’m not stealing Pauls job. Here’s the new Honda MPV, I think it looks pretty comfortable with good aircon, but perhaps a little underpowered. I don’t think acceleration would be great. Cool eh?
Cultural Differences Explained
This is for all you Asians who say we all look the same 😉 Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad. Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad. Can’t possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad. Believe you should look out for your […]
