Ok So…What the F&#@ is a PING? And How do I Ping?

Seems like some people don’t know what a Ping is, which is fair enough really..

Some know what it is, sort of, but don’t know how to intepret the results.

So here’s a quick run-down.

Good Ping

Here’s what my work ping to google.com looks like now:

Work Ping

As you can see, it’s pretty constant around the 300ms mark, with no “Request timed out“.

Bad Ping

When I was in Brunei and people were using Peer to Peer software in the hotel, my connection looked like this:

Brunei Hotel Connection

As you can see there are many “Request timed out” and high ping times.

Ok so how do I interpret this?

As you can see in the first either picture there are multiple similar lines in the format:

Reply from 64.233.187.99: bytes=32 time=300ms TTL=241

Reply from THE SERVER YOU PINGED bytes=SIZE OF PING time=PING TIME TTL=IGNORE

A ping is basically a packet containing a bunch of junk (1-10 and a-z) or something like that, a packet is just a small peice of data sent over the Internet.

When another machine receives your ping packet, it will send back a reply, the purpose of the ping is to time this whole process.

That’s the time= part shown above, the time taken for the packet you sent to get a reply.

So it’s a basic metric for the quality of service your Internet connection is giving you.

Request Timed Out

If you see the “Request timed out” shown in the Bad Ping section above, it means you got no reply at all, which is called a dropped packet. This is bad, and means there is a failure somewhere, and either your packet isn’t reaching the destination, or you aren’t getting a reply.

Ping Times

500ms = 1/5 second (1000ms = 1 second).

  • A normal time for streamyx would be 250-300ms
  • At peak times it seems to be around 500-600ms
  • When it’s really bad its 800-1200ms
  • If it’s above 1000ms trying restarting your connection

Ok, so how do I Ping?

Ok to ping something, go to the Start – Run menu option and type cmd:

Start - Run

Then press enter, you’ll see a DOS prompt come up.

In the prompt type:

ping google.com -t

And press enter.

Ping -t

You’ll see the ping running, the -t argument tells it to ping constantly, so it won’t stop untill you press CTRL+C.

Ping Statistics

It’ll then give you a summary of the Ping statistics for that session.

You can also try pinging yahoo.com, I usually get slightly better times for Yahoo! than Google.

If you ping streamyx.com you should get something like 20-50ms.

If you want to read more about Ping and some of the options, check Wikepedia – Ping.

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Streamyx – We Pay for THIS?! Is it Broadband or Narrowband?

Still the lack of quality of service surprises me with Streamyx. I think I’ll just call it Streamyx Shitband.

They still keep selling it, still keep advertising it, still keep pushing it…but their infrastructure can’t even support the current userbase.

At peak times it goes to shit, if I want decent latency (decent in terms of Streamyx btw, not decent generally) I have to surf at 3am.

The rest of the time, I am paying for this:

Streamyx

It’s partially to do with their new capping method, they don’t cap any more, they use bandwidth shaping..

And the lines aren’t high enough quality to actually support 3MB, so the Signal Noise Ratio is horrendous..

So I get horrible quality of service, especially at peak times.

I want my 330ms ping back, even if that is pretty lousy, at work I get 250ms, UK I got 60ms..

I’m spoilt I guess.

It seems like since they introducted the new capping method, I have to reset the connection every few hours aswell or it turns to complete shit.

It wasn’t like that before, I remember when it used to be decent-ish, when everyone had 512k, it really was 512k pretty much…now everyone has 1mb, everyone has about 250k ARGH.

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Best Keyboard in the World EVAR – Optimus

Man this is really awesome, like TOTALLY OMGBBQWTF AWESOME.

Optimus LED Keyboard

Seriously, every geeks dream, the LED powered keyboard.

It’s SO slim aswell.

Optimus Keyboard

Basically the keys are powered by LED so they can display anything, they will display whatever that key is currently set to do, for example the Enter key:

Enter Key

Customised Number Pad?

Customised Number Pad

Or even a special key layout for Quake!

Quake Keyboard

Or PhotoShop:

PhotoShop Layout

It’s penned for launch February 1st, will have to see how much it costs.

Probably a small fortune.

Source: Optimus Keyboard

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Air Asia Con – Fuel Surcharge? Admin Fee?

Yeah awesome free tickets? (But only 1 way)

Yeah awesome new destinations for only 9.99? (with 300 bucks extra fees?)

Air Asia Con

Ticket cost $29.97
Actually costs $311.97

Air Asia Con

Still pretty cheap though.

Where am I going you ask?

Can’t tell you sorry 😉

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LiewCF Paying For Traffic to His Blog?

I was browsing PPS last night and came across thia advert for LiewCF and his ‘Tech’ blog.

LiewCF Adwords

I’ve noticed more and more lately bloggers and informational sites paying to get traffic, from the statistics I’ve seen it will actually make them money.

For example they can spend $5 on Adwords and get back $7 in Adsense, it’s not a great deal of profit, but if you are already making money from your site it is a way to increase it.

I would wonder though if this is actually working for LiewCF as his advert isn’t very eye catching or well worded and it’s quite ironic that it shows up on PPS because I’d say 90% of the people there already know about him, so any that click the ad are just costing him money, but he’s not gaining new readers.

What do you think about this?

Will will be seeing ads from Lillian Chan showing up in our Adsense blocks any time soon?

I already saw Adbrite ads for Hottest Malay Girl on Kenny’s site and now LiewCF is there too.

Hottest Malay Girls

I had a feeling the Hottest Malay Girl was Kahsoon at first, but I don’t think it is.

I considered using Adwords for some of my other sites but I haven’t yet, I’m doing some campaigns with Adwords at work now though, so I’ll see the progress.

Pretty interesting technique for the ‘probloggers’ I think.

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Shaun of the Dead – Best Zombie Movie EVAR?!

Shaun of the Dead

On Friday, Shaun is in a rut. At 29, he’s coasted through life–and still hasn’t gotten very far, usually winding up at the local pub, the Winchester. His roommate Ed looks up to him–when he can take his eyes off the TV, that is. Liz is re-evaluating their relationship, particularly after Shaun fails to do something special for their anniversary on Saturday. That day, there are train delays, people fainting in the streets, TV news reporters on unexplained calamities

I’ve been wanting to watch this movie for a while as I’ve heard it’s right up my street..

1) It’s about Zombies (Must be a good thing)
2) It’s British (Must be FANTASTIC)
3) It’s a Romantic Zombie Comedy (About the only way I can bear Romantic Comedy – WITH ZOMBIES IN IT!)

So let’s call it a ro-zom-com!

It scored a VERY good 7.9 on IMDB which with a few more good votes could push it into the top 250.

I was expecting it to be a decent film, I was expecting it to be so good! It was a really good film, funny, touching, a little scary at times, beautifully written.

Especially if you are familiar with UK culture, and movies. It makes digs at several other films and references a few (Reservoir Dogs, 28 Days Later etc.). A lot of it is social commentary, especially targetting Londoners, anyone familiar with the place will find it hilarious.

It’s about a real loser who works in a small electrical store, now this guy is a proper loser, not like the American ‘loser movies‘ where the guy is actually really fucking successful. This guy has a boring life, a weird family, an annoying best friend/flatmate and no prospects.

The Winchester is everything!

I’d say it’s not for everyone, there’s a lot of swearing and a fair bit of violence and it makes a LOT of movie references. Especially horror movie references. There are a lot of UK actors that make at least cameo appearances too if you are familiar with Little Britain (Matt Lucas) or The Office (Martin Freeman).

Now I want to see From Dusk till Shaun!

This is a very funny, witty, clever film, sadly I think it will go over many people’s heads, but I think at SOME level it can be enjoyed by everyone.

I give it an excellent 9/10.

One of the funniest and most original movies I’ve seen for quite a long time.

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My Obligatory 2005 Summary – With Pictures! – Part II

So we finished up with July, let’s start off again with August!

AugustArchives

August was of course BEST BLOGWAR MONTH EVAR!

It started off very peacefully though with the end of my trip to UK in July and a few more lovely food posts like Toad in the Hole – Sausages and Yorkshire Pudding, Bangers & Mash with Onion Gravy + Homemade Apple Pie!, Pork Chops, Stuffing and Cauliflower Cheese! and Baked Potatoe.

Pork Chops & Stuffing

Bootiful!

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My Obligatory 2005 Summary – With Pictures! – Part I

Well 2005 has been a pretty interesting year, it’s had it’s up and downs as usual, 2004 was a pretty crazy year as you can read here.

JanuaryArchives

January was a pretty quiet month, I got my own hosting and setup some reseller packages for local users/bloggers at Malaysia Blogs.

My PC totally stopped working, was fried so had to virtually rebuild it, got back to the world of modern computing this month.

New Install

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100 Things We Didn’t Know Last Year!

Pretty cool article came on the BBC yesterday titled 100 things we didn’t know this time last year.

Each week the Magazine picks out snippets from the news, and compiles them into 10 Things We Didn’t Know This Time Last Week. Here’s an end of year almanac.

Some pretty interesting things like:

2. Mohammed is now one of the 20 most popular names for boys born in England and Wales.

Immigration problem?

11. One in 10 Europeans is allegedly conceived in an Ikea bed.

Somehow I believe this.

40. An average Briton will spend £1,537,380 during his or her lifetime, a survey from insurer Prudential suggests.

So everyone is actually a millionaire!

78. One in 18 people has a third nipple.

Scary…

91. Croydon has more CCTV cameras than New York.

I used to live there!

Look out for the obligatory 2005 summary post soon!

Happy new year.

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So here we are, New Look for 2006! Happy New Year

New look, new WordPress 2.0, goodbye bBlog, you served me well..

Couldn’t handle the spam any more though sorry. It was progressing pretty well, and I loved the Smarty templates, but well it wasn’t going fast enough and as many hacks as I could put in, it was just too simplistic to get into shape.

Happy new year, let me know what you think of the new features/new banner/new layout.

I’m pretty proud of what I’ve done with it actually, took me about 48 hours solid, hardly slept..

Oh well, happy new year to me, it was starting to bug me. And people were complaining they were bored of the banner aswell, so two birds with one stone?

I’ve been experimenting with WordPress for a while, and well 2.0 just came out so it was ideal opportunity to get dug in at the deep end.

Will probably blog about my experiences, had plenty of headaches getting it all set-up. Quite a lot of plugins that didn’t work at all, a lot that just plain messed up, some I hacked to get to work.

The import from bBlog to WordPress itself was a bit of a nightmare and took 3-4 hours of hacking to get it back in shape.

To all the guessers, I think Lionel got it pretty much right.

  • I am NOT getting married.
  • I am NOT getting engaged.
  • I am NOT commiting to anything.

Nothing that serious really, just a shift to wordpress, few new features, new banner, less clutter, more blog!

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM SHAOLINTIGER.COM

Yes this is first proper post from wordpress, in the new st.com, best BLOG EVAR!

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