Book Review – Sorting Out Billy by Jo Brand

Sorting Out Billy

Martha had never progressed much beyond hating her father for being cruel to her and her mum, even though he was supposed to be a man of God. Martha was now 38 and eight months pregnant. She told everyone that she didn’t know who the baby’s father was, but she knew perfectly well it was Ugly Ted, who owned the lapdancing club.

Jo Brand is a pretty famous comedienne in UK, deadpan, lesbian-ish humour with classic one liners like “I’m anorexic, everytime I look in the mirror I think I’m fat”.

Hilarious.

Jo Brand

So when I was back in UK, I saw this book in one of the discount book shops and decided to pick it up as I love her Jo Brand’s style of humour, I guessed this book would be right up my street.

The basic premise of the story is of 3 close female friends and the trials and tribulations they go through with the men in their lives (or lack of men in some cases), the weird relationship one has with her parents, the hippy lifestyle of another (with her overly paranoid boyfriend) and the bimbo-ish nature of the 3rd with the anti-hero in the story ‘Billy’ as her boyfriend.

It’s a very easy to read book with the story flowing along nicely at a good pace, the character development is a bit iffy sometimes as it seems to be based well upon stereotypes, but I enjoyed the sarcasm and social commentary anyway!

More info on Jo Brand here and here.

You can check it out on Amazon now here:

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Search/Find and Replace Using phpMyAdmin and MySQL

I’ve had to do this quite a few times lately seen as though I moved from bBlog to WordPress, there were some things I wanted to change, for example all posts that references /contact.php I wanted to change to /contact/ to fit the new permalink structure.

So for example in that case go to Cpanel (assuming you are using it) which will give you access to phpMyAdmin.

First you need to login to Cpanel with the username/password provided to you by your host, following that find the MySQL Databases link and click that.

phpMyAdmin SQL MySQL

Then at the bottom you’ll see a link to phpMyAdmin, this is a web based management system for MySQL databases.

phpMyAdmin SQL MySQL

At the top left you can then select your database.

phpMyAdmin SQL MySQL

After that click the small SQL icon and a window should pop-up like this:

phpMyAdmin SQL MySQL

There you can enter your SQL statement.

To update something it’s in the form of:

update table_name set field_name = replace(field_name,'replace_this','with_this');

So the example I used above for WordPress would be:

update wp_posts set post_content = replace(post_content,'/contact.php','/contact/');

Pretty useful for general housekeeping or during a conversion/update.

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Hand-eye co-ordination

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Uncle Lim’s Laksa at Ikano Power Center – Mutiara Damansara

So I was in Ikano Power Center – Mutiara Damansara, to pay the bills (it’s the nearest functional post office to me I think) and I didn’t have much time.

Instead of my normals haunts (A&W, Authentic Hiroshima Okonomi Yaki & Gyoza or Manhattan Fish Market) I headed to Uncle Lim’s, which I always see, and which is always busy.

They only serve 4 main dishes, which if I recall correctly are Uncle Lim’s Laksa, Asam Laksa, Nasi Lemak and Chicken Porridge (Gai Juk) and a few other things like Roti Bakar and Otak Otak.

Uncle Lim's - Ikano Power Center

I opted for Uncle Lim’s Laksa…I don’t know the difference between this and the Asam Laksa.

Uncle Lim's Laksa

But I have to say their presentation is excellent, so much better than their culinary skills.

I had a Soyabean-Cincau (Michael Jackson), in a rather small glass..

Soyabean-Cincau

And mixed up my noodles.

Uncle Lim's Laksa

Uncle Lim’s Laksa appears to made with spaghetti, rather than regular noodles, which is kind of interesting…there wasn’t much else inside, a few cockles I think, no big juicy prawns..And it cost $7.90 and the drink $2.50.

This is a place that’s pretty much self service and only serves 4 dishes, surely that keeps the price down?

It is a big portion, but well I didn’t finish it because it wasn’t very good..it was salty, a little overbearing and didn’t have much worth eating inside except the spaghetti.

Perhaps I’ll go back and try the Asam Laksa and the Porridge, but I doubt it..I can get both at other places for $2-3, not $8.

Uncle Lim's

Uncle Lim’s Homegrown Crap.

Yeah I didn’t enjoy it.

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XiaXue hates ‘hate sites’ then makes one herself..

For those of you that don’t care, just skip this entry 🙂

This makes me laugh, seriously.

She’s getting dumber and dumber by the day, or more arrogant, not sure which.

I haven’t really been following the whole debacle, but the pink poodle and two of her friends (Sandra and Sillycelly) have been having some kind of fight with another fairly prominent Singaporean blogger Blinkymummy.

Something to do with the Maxim photoshoot, yeah the one where XiaXue looks like a bapok, yeah the one she NEVER mentioned on her blog.

I think it all went wrong when Blinkymummy posted a picture of Xiaxue that wasn’t photoshopped.

Not really sure anyway.

Then a well a while ago (December 22nd) which was right after Xiaxue cussed Kimberly and I on Kenny’s site, a hate site was made, a very vulgar and crude hatesite, which somehow looked like Xiaxue’s writing style, with some You and Your purposely changed to u and ur. I’m not going to dignify it by posting a link here, as I know many of you have already seen it and reported it to me (thanks), if you haven’t and you really want to, drop me a line via the contact page and I’ll give you the URL.

The best part comes when someone that uses the Bloglines service notices that Xiaxue’s latest 2 posts were posted under the screen-name Xialanxue, not Xiaxue as normal.

Xialanxue (Refered to as XLX) is a blogger that has made an anti-xiaxue site pretty much and has lots of informative articles relating to the fuck-ups Xiaxue has made.

Xiaxue Bloglines

You can see the bloglines entries for yourself.

Seems like Xiaxue used another display name in blogger to setup the BM hate site, and in the middle of the night, perhaps slightly drunk forgot to switch her display name back to Xiaxue. Bloglines doesn’t lie!

I found it terribly ironic aswell, that the post she posted under Xialanxue by mistake, was about how pathetic hate site owners are and how they have nothing to do. That obviously kicked herself in the ass as today on the hate site she posted:

Well hate site this isn’t. It is just a simple webpage for personal bitching.

Remember, you guys are the ones who made it a hatesite.

It got onto Tomorrow aswell, (XX Expose) but promptly got removed again..

Thankfully it’s made it on again kind of by proxy.

It appears Xiaxue is trying to impersonate XLX to defame Blinkymummy and kill two birds with one stone, cunning plan eh? Apart from her execution failed due to her being a dumbfuck.

Related:

Does Tomorrow have a Tomorrow?Original Article

Know your bloggers

Tomorrow kena hacked

Why like that?

Blinkymummy has a hate site

Character Assasination

Xiaxue – The Expose

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15 Styles of Pan Min/Mee (Torn Noodles) is TEH GOOD!

So what do you do when you are hungry..

Me? I go somewhere new to eat, especially if I heard it’s good.

Actually originally I headed to the Beef Noodle place KY blogged about, but it was closed..

So I headed to the 15 styles of Pan Min shop.

Pan Min is basically hand made noodles from kneaded flower that are torn into chunks about the size of a large postage stamp.

The normal type you get is served in a clear-ish soup with a bit of green vege and some crispy anchovies balanced on top of your spoon.

This place however had a bit of a variety.

We ended up with 6 styles of Pan Min (I can’t honestly remember them all).

Pan Min/Mee

These are my favourite 3 though, as far as I remember.

1) Dryish Pan Min with Black Pepper Flavour

Black Pepper Pan Min

Not really very spicy, but moist enough and really VERY good.

2) Pork Belly Pan Min

Pork Belly Pan Min

Rather oily, but extremly tasty.

2) Mince Pork Pan Min

Minced Pork Pan Min

Finished up with a rather large Red Bean and Cendol.

Red Bean and Cendol

Definately enough for two!

The Drunken Chicken Pan Min was also pretty good, the Yam one was probably the worst, it was rather bland.

Don’t think of it as 1 dish per person, they are large portions. I’d recommend 2 bowls per 3 persons, so 5 bowls for 7 people and so on.

This is the shop front, taken from April Cherrie as I forgot to take a picture of it.

Eiffel

As you can see, it’s called Eiffel, most people think it’s a dessert shop.

If you are familiar with Cheras (around Loke Yew), coming from Jalan Loke Yew right before the elevated part that heads towards Leisure Mall, you pass by Butler and the big Honda showroom and a stretch of shops is on the left. Turn in BEFORE the roundabout, and go up to the row of shops, it’s just there.

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Movie Review – Team America – World Police

Team America

Team America follows an international police force dedicated to maintaining global stability. Learning that power hungry dictator Kim Jong Il (Parker) is out to destroy the world, the team recuits Broadway star Gary Johnston (Parker) to go undercover. With the help of Team America (Stone, Miller, Masasa, Parker, and Norris), Gary manages to slip into an arms dealer’s hideout to uncover the plan to destroy the world. Will Team America be able to save the world?

Mannn, this is without doubt one of the funniest films I’ve ever seen, EVAR. It’s made in a ‘Thunderbirds’ marionette puppet style.

It’s also so quotable, some movies you can just quote endlessly, like Pulp Fiction for example is eminently quotable.

America – Fuck, yeah

So lick my butt And suck on my balls

YEAH!

It’s just so me aswell, I feel like this about America, and their actions. They don’t care about other countries, they are just there to blow shit up and act tough. They only go to countries where they can gain a tangible benefit and extract something. Or lend them a shitload of money and leech all their natural resources.

This movie is a perfect social commentary on that. Plus is demonstrates Americans ignorance, and well it’s just generally hilarious in all ways.

Especially the puppets humping scene, and the part where the ‘hero’ is puking his guts out, classic man, seriously classic.

I was pleasantly suprised to see it ranking so high on IMDB aswell, as it’s so totally outrageous and offensive, it scored a very good 7.3.

Kim Jong Il

We all TOTALLY love Kim Jong Il.

I’m the smartest, most crever
Most physicarry fit
But nobody else seems to rearize it

It’s quite possible the most politically incorrect thing I’ve EVAR seen, and that’s why I love it. It’s totally Trey Parker style, not giving a fuck what anyone thinks and just laying it down.

If you haven’t seen this movie, I recommend you do so ASAP.

I give it a hilarious 9/10.

For those that have seen it, and love it, the Team America Script..

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Asian Blog Review – My Blog

As it’s quite long, I’ll address all of the points here as it’s easily for clarity.

First up I got 7/10 (Not bad), and the link is here Shaolin Tiger – Blog Review.

Very long columns on either side, which I deducted points for, because I dislike long blogrolls/lists/etc. There’s a list of blogs he stalks on one side, and blogs he reads on the other. Why not just combine the two? Then there are Geek Links and General Links, which turns the blog into a semi-portal. There’s even a whole list of links under ‘Add Me’. Tell me honestly, ST, do you need all these links?

I guess I don’t REALLY need them, but well they aren’t particularly for anyone else, they are for me. The ones I stalk I visit EVERY day, without fail, if I have time I visit the rest. You could say it’s a way of doing time management, and avoiding using bookmarks. My bookmarks are too full already, so they are hard to manage, so I just use links on my blog for most of the things I need. I could probably get rid of a few, but most of these sites I use on a daily basis.

I did try to organise them so all the useful stuff for readers is at the top (categories, navigation, search etc) and the rest is at the bottom, if people care to read it, and well mostly just for myself.

Scrolling down, I discover a large gap in the middle of the first post. Hmm, could be my resolution. I switched to 1024×768 and voila, gap gone.

This was probably a post that hadn’t been spidered yet, as I recently switched blogging software, so the Adsense block didn’t show up, that would account for the gap. Simply refreshing would have solved the problem.

Lots of interesting pictures pepper the posts, expecially the food-related ones. Some tech-educational ones which are useful for tech retards like yours truly. I wonder though, why these posts are categorised under ‘General Nonsense’ and don’t have a category of their own.

They do have a category, it’s just that I’m not used to WordPress yet and sometimes I forget to click the categories, so they end up in the default category (General Nonsense). I switched them back the correct category yesterday (Internet & Tech)

I wanted to dig out more info about ST so I clicked on the ‘Stupid Me Mes’ category. Here’s an interesting bit that I found. ST wants a girl who is not a midget nor fat (but not supermodel skinny), has breasts larger than a walnut, has good skin, doesn’t have more hair than him (judging by his hairy chest proudly displayed in several pictures I’m assuming this is an easy one to fulfill) and doesn’t have a mean/bitchy/slutty face. Well, you’re certainly not picky! 😉 So what happens if you meet a voluptious girl with good skin, isn’t hairy and doesn’t have a slutty face, but she’s stupider than sheep and is really really picky about food? (I know the meme only asked for physical traits, and I’m curious as to the non-physical aspects you look for).

Haha that’s why I call Me Me’s stupid, as I don’t answer them seriously. If she’s stupid and picky about food then it’s a definate no-no. I love food, travel, outdoors, reading, computers, cars etc. If she’s adverse to any of these things, then it’s going to be a compability problem.

There’s a whole variety of content in here – many of the posts are well-written although ST occasionally sinks to the level of writing nasty posts about people he hates. He seems to especially hate Xiaxue and slams her whenever the opportunity arises. I don’t have time to go through the archives and see what sparked off this feeling of hatred, so ST, care to elaborate?

1) She’s an Ugly Singaporean (Which entails a whole line of natural bad traits generally)
2) She bashed KL – Her Post (Which is now heavily edited) – My Reply
3) She’s racist – The B word
4) She’s ignorant – “Wow you speak good Malay, are you half Malay?”
5) She has an amazingly inflated self-worth – See any post.

I like reading this blog although some of the posts are mind-numbingly boring (food reviews bore me after a while), but the funny posts like ‘Cultural Differences Explained’ and the opinionated ones make up for those. I would definitely bookmark ST. I like blogs written with passion and this is certainly one of them!

I can’t be inspired every day, just like the top 40 albums, I have filler songs too 😉

My rating: 7/10 (would have been higher except for those annoyingly long blogrolls!)

Thanks much, and thanks for taking the time to review my humble place on the intrawebnet.

If anyone else is reading and has a question about me, or this blog, or what I do x, you can ask now. I’m in that kinda mood I guess 😉

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Holiday night out at Thai Club and BEST SUPPER EVAR!

So it was a holiday.

So I didn’t get drunk this weekend.

So my liver was feeling too healthy.

So Paul and I decided WE SHOULD GO OUT.

We originally planned to go to Rum Jungle, as I’ve never been there before I wanted to check it out, but the ‘contact‘ there was a fucking asshole, as we were 15 minutes late he claimed we cancelled the table.

So then it was basically FUCK RUM JUNGLE, FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.

And off to Thai Club we went, upstairs, Thai Cowboy Cafe or whatever it’s homo name is.

It was pretty good, with some decent music and quite a crowd, probably due to the holiday next day, many people had the same idea as us.

We got a free mini bottle of Chivas with our big one, so cute

Mini Chivas

I don’t know who ended up with it, probably KY the sneaky bugger.

We had half a bottle of something else too..and cutest Suan evar?

Jim and Suan

There was of course hot chicks..

Hot Chicks

And handsome guys..

Handsome Guys

Following the fairly healthy amount of alchohol, we proceeded to the best after drinking supper place in the world, petaling street, for Siu Yuk Min and Low Shui Fan.

This is seriously best after drinking, salty, tasty, oily and rich.

Siu Yuk Min

The mouse tails were much better than last time too, tastier and better texture.

Low Shui Fan

Really good, fun night out 🙂

If you want to go there, the street is actually parallel to Petaling Street, the one just before.

Head towards Petaling Street from Pudu, and take a left as soon as you pass the Nando’s there, and head to the end of the street, pass one of the dudes a couple of bucks for ‘watching‘ your car, and feast up.

Clubbers haven.

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Setting Up Your Phone for GPRS or MMS With Maxis – Malaysia

It’s actually very easy, I forgot how to do it though, so I had to work it out again.

I think last time for my T610 I phoned them up and they sent me the service settings.

This time though I tried online, my first attempt failed as I tried through the SMS service 22333 number, which didn’t recognise my model.

Maxis 22333

It only recognises a few models.

So I spotted a link there “Via Web” on this page here.

That’s the way I suggest you try, it’s very easy indeed.

Just select which services you wish to configure (usually GPRS and MMS) your phone model and your phone number, and that’s it! It has k750c in the drop-down, so that’s perfect.

Maxis GPRS & MMS

After a minute or so you’ll receive 2 messages, accept the settings, then you are ready to send MMS and browse the web with GPRS!

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