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Deadman Walking – Citibank Indonesia

A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00, now is somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank: Family Member: “I […]

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Smart Gorgeous Motor Club

Does this club have more than one member?! WTF?

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Antenna Boy – Does He REALLY Get Better Reception?

Is the radio signal so lousy in Malaysia that you really need 6 antennas to pick it up properly? Or did he think his car would go faster? Or is it just to look COOL? Sorry but in my books, he loses 1000000 cool points for this.. Bad, bad bad..fail, go home, do not collect […]

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I Believe I Can FLY – Reach out and Drive into the SKY

Does this guy think he’s flying a 747? Does he not realise he’s actually just driving a Honda Civic? Ahbengs can afford some nice cars nowdays eh, just a shame what they do to them after they’ve bought them.. Spotted at Penchala Link toll booth..

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Nikolay Valuev – The Beast from the East

ZOMG WHAT A MONSTER Good looking boy Other guy is 6ft He defeated Ruiz, he’s a freaking monster. He’s one guy I wouldn’t like to tussle with. More: https://www.tsn.ca/boxing/news_story.asp?id=147436 https://www.tsn.ca/boxing/news_story.asp?id=147322

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And you call me COLOURED?!

coloured, colored, racist, racism, joke, humour, funny

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The Hair Down There

I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair […]

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The Box under Bill Clinton’s bed.

When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, “I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it.” In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked […]

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The Eternal Struggle

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both Married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk And she in […]

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New 18 Seat Honda MPV Released Today

No I’m not stealing Pauls job. Here’s the new Honda MPV, I think it looks pretty comfortable with good aircon, but perhaps a little underpowered. I don’t think acceleration would be great. Cool eh?

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