From Dane Cook….do watch them in order.
The last one cracks me up…fat deceitful meat stick!
From Dane Cook….do watch them in order.
The last one cracks me up…fat deceitful meat stick!
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Continue Reading · 2 Comments · Weird/HumourA lot of people have been raving about this place so I thought I should check it out!
Anywhere else new at The Curve to try out?
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Tags: ayam penyet, bakso, beef-balls, chicken, curve, flattened chicken, food blog, food photography, fried chicken, indonesian, Indonesian Food, mutiara damasara, penyet, soto, The-Curve, waroeng, waroeng penyet, we ate this
Continue Reading · 3 Comments · Food/EatingLong time since I went there to shoot…I think I should go back sometime soon.
I love super-wide – 10mm ftw!
View Large on Black.
Tags: Asia, beauty, blue, landscape, Malaysia, nature, Photography, putrajaya
Continue Reading · 5 Comments · PhotographyOne of my favourite places for some good meat, soup and other food for a reasonable price.
You can find it just off the MRR2. More here:
Kafe Pat Kin Pat Sun – Western & Asian – Taman Shamelin, Cheras
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Continue Reading · 4 Comments · Food/EatingHow stupid (or just plain unfortunate) can people get seriously?
Eighth Place: In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate while trying to retrieve his car keys.
Seventh Place: A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker — who often bragged he was ‘totally-zoned when he ran’ — accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily workout.
Sixth Place: While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8-foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him. Jones was pronounced dead at a local hospital.
Fifth Place: Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashlight he had placed in his mouth to keep his hands free rammed into the base of his skull as he hit the floor.
Fourth Place: Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed as he won a bet with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four cartridges into his mouth and pull the trigger.
Third Place: After stepping around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door, a man walked into H & J Leather & Firearms intent on robbing the store. The shop was full of customers and a uniformed officer was standing at the counter. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, and several customers also drew their guns and fired. The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from seven different weapons. No one else was hurt.
HONORABLE MENTION: Paul Stiller, 47, and his wife Bonnie were bored just driving around at 2 A.M. so they lit a quarter stick of dynamite to toss out the window to create some excitement. Apparently they failed to notice the window was closed.
RUNNER UP: Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several friends when one of them said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from a local bridge in the middle of traffic. The conversation grew more heated and at least 10 men trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 AM. Upon arrival at the midpoint of the bridge, they discovered that no one had brought a bungee rope. Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that a coil of lineman’s cable lay nearby. They secured one end around Bingham’s leg and tied the other to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his foot off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy water and was rescued by two nearby fishermen. Bingham’s foot was never located.
AND THE 2007 WINNER IS…
Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn , Germany) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of a animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes, before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief.
Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the beast suddenly unloaded. The sheer force of the elephant’s unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that once again proves…’Shit happens!’
Beat that, actually killed by a shower of shit from a constipated elephant!
Source: PerthNow
Note: These are not the REAL Darwin Awards – some are true and some are not, you can read it on Snopes 2006 Darwin Awards. The real Darwin Awards for 2007 have just been released, but aren’t so funny. Sloppy journalism by News.au eh?
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Continue Reading · 9 Comments · Weird/HumourThe most exciting act of the night other than Whitney herself was Shaggy (Orville Richard Burrell) – the main man! He was rocking the floors back in the day when I myself was a youngster hopping in the clubs to classics like Oh Carolina and In The Summertime, and of course the ever classic Boombastic!
He burst on to the stage with a huge amount of energy and rocked the crowd from start to finish, definitely 100% the most exciting and entertaining act of the night. He was on stage with his regular partners in crime Rikrok (famous for ‘It wasn’t me‘) and Rayvon (The voice on ‘Summertime’ & ‘Angel‘).
The crowd was absolutely jammed in by the time Shaggy came on.
He straight away got the crowd pumping with his energy and ragga stylin hip thrusting.
Just look at his expression and the mic position, caused quite some shaking of heads amongst the more conservative party attendees apparently.
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Continue Reading · 3 Comments · Parties & Gatherings, PhotographyOne of my favourite Dim Sum places, open virtually all the hours of the day. Nice clean place, great food and reasonable prices.
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Continue Reading · 4 Comments · Food/Eating“Pan’s Labyrinth” is the story of a young girl who travels with her pregnant mother to live with her mother’s new husband in a rural area up North in Spain, 1944, after Franco’s victory. The girl lives in an imaginary world of her own creation and faces the real world with much chagrin. Fascist repression during the first years of Franco’s dictatorship is at its height in rural Spain and the girl must come to terms with that through a fable of her own
As the end of 2007 came to a close, I went through the IMDB top 250 list for 2006 and 2007 to make sure I hadn’t missed anything. I found a couple of movies I hadn’t seen yet such as Children of Men and Pan’s Labyrinth – plus a few more which I haven’t watched yet.
Rarely a foreign language movie makes the list, but this one did. In parts it was over-hyped (20 minutes standing ovation at Cannes? Won 3 Oscars. Another 61 wins & 55 nominations) but it was well justified in most parts.
It is a Spanish language movie, but it’s not overly dialogue based. It’s a very visually rich film with stunning cinematography, it has some kind of dualistic nature too. Some might expect the dualism to be the Fantasy world of the princess and the real world Spanish fight against fascism. The fact is the dualism is the contrast between the two, it’s almost like it’s a war movie AND a fantasy movie.
Both elements are captured beautifully and they fit together so masterfully, there’s not a lot of new subject matter here…but the way in which the movie plays out is seamless.
Ivana Baquero is fantastic as Ofelia and the monsters and the faun are believable. The movie is sometimes wonderful, sometimes terrifying.
There are some moments of extreme violence, which if are you are squeamish you may find hard to stomach. Somehow they don’t feel exploitative though.
Sergi López as the Captain is just fantastic, showing his many sides, his psychosis and his flaws. Maribel Verdú is also excellent as Mercedes, the head housekeeper.
If you haven’t watched this movie yet, you definitely should!
I give it a well worth it 8.5/10.
Tags: cinema, fantasy, films, guillermo del toro, movie, Movie-Review, Movie-Reviews, Movies, pans labyrinth, spain, spanish
Continue Reading · 6 Comments · MoviesLearn to park dumbfuck.
I mean SORRY – but is it really that hard to park in between the bright yellow lines? When your car is as big as a fucking matchbox.
I can kind of understand parking like this if it’s 3am and there’s no one in the car park and you can take up three spaces because no one would give a shit..
But it wasn’t – it was in the middle of office hours when there was a major shortage of parking spaces.
Tags: people who park like this should die, really painfully die, stick a huge burning rod up their asses, when they scream fill their mouths with shit, yeah pwn em all
Continue Reading · 31 Comments · RantingNext up when it was getting dark before the big guns of Shaggy and Whitney were a few local acts. Namely Joe Flizzow (of Too Phat fame) and M8 with Jaclyn Victor, Noryn Aziz, Nikki and a bunch of others (Yes both of the pictures on Wikipedia of Joe and Jaclyn are mine!).
Joe Flizzow came out first with his crew and performed for quite some time.
He had this cool shirt on which emulated a thick gold chain – and of course his trademark KL Cap.
It was a fairly energetic performance with hats thrown to the crowd and some break-dancing.
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