Archive | January, 2007

God of Guitar Hero 2

Guitar Hero II ROCKS!

I was skeptical this game would be any good, but it’s actually fantastic! It’s really really addictive too, I’m actually tempted to buy the guitar controller to play it as it’s impossible to do hard and extreme well with the control pad.

And yes I am God! This is on Medium.

Guitar Hero 2

302 note streak! Out of 512 notes I only missed 6, not bad eh.

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Movie Review – Forbidden Siren – Was it a Comedy?

Forbidden Siren

A writer moves to a remote island with his daughter and young son. After settling into their new home, a neighbor arrives to welcome them and give them a breakdown of the local rules; most important: do not go outside when the island’s siren starts wailing.

You can find the IMDB entry for Forbidden Siren here.

I’m not really sure what to make of this movie, it’s somewhat similar to Silent Hill, apart from the fact Silent Hill was actually pretty good for a movie made from a game.

This movie is also based on a game Siren 2 for the PS2, the game was made by the same producer as the Silent Hill game so that gives you the link for the similarities.

After watching the movie I couldn’t make out if it was really trying to be a horror or it was actually supposed to be funny as I laughed all the way through and so did most other people.

It had parts of many movies like The Others, Shaun of the Dead, The Village and perhaps even Hitchcock’s Pyscho.

I doubt it was intentional though.

It’s a shame the film was so bad as the cinematography was stunning, beautiful composition of the shots, framing, use of light and shadows and mirrors.

The sound track was a bit hit and miss and the acting really didn’t require much effort, but most of the time it just made us laugh.

It tries to do the whole twist thing, but doesn’t really work out too well.

Apparently it is a real legend, you can read more about it here & here, the Hanuda & Yamijima Incidents. The island in the movie is real, including the tower and the missing inhabitants.

If it was intended to be a comedy I’d probably give it 6/10, pretty funny, not bad but a bit slow at the start.

I still enjoyed it way more than Cicakman as it was a lot funnier, the sad thing is Cicakman was trying so hard to be funny…but wasn’t, and this was trying so hard to be scary and it was funny.

As it’s intended to be a horror, I’ll give it a score within it’s genre a terrible 2/10.

Suan had some thoughts on it too.

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Best Reader E-mail Evar!!111!

Wakka?

Christine Vinokurow to me

Dec 21 (6 days ago)

Christine Vinokurow wrote:
I want to know how to fuck guys for money???

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Yes I am interested to know why she thought I might know how.

And I’m wondering how many guys are gonna ask me for her email address 😀

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No Fuss Chicken Fajitas by Old El-Paso – Tex-Mex at Home!

Sometimes I love to have some good tex-mex food, fakeplan americanised mexican food.

Something akin to what Chili’s and TGIF serve on a daily basis, sometimes I just don’t want to go out though and I certainly don’t want to spend a small fortune.

If you want something similar you can go to Cold Storage or somewhere and grab the dinner kit.

No Fuss Fajitas

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Out with the old, in with the NEW – III

I think I might aswell make a series of these as I have loads, quite a lot of stuff broke lately in the last month or few and has had to be replaced, plus some cheap shit I bought when I was broke is just bad so it needs to be replaced with something decent.

One of the ones that surprised me was the fan, it wasn’t the cheapest one..I bought it from Tesco quite some time back.

I woke up in the middle of the night when I heard a big crack…the freaking fan in my study broke.

Broken Fan

The top completely snapped off…

Snapped Fan

Snapped Fan

So I proceeded to Tescos to acquire a new fan, I think the the problem with the old one could be attributed to fact it’s not push button, it’s power settings are changed by a slider, which is inherently bad for something that’s quite tall and thin…

Khind Fan

I bought one with push buttons, so fingers crossed it’ll be ok, it was horrible with all my computers on and no fan!

Can you guess what the next “Out with the old” will be?

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Out with the old, in with the NEW – II

There was something else I decided to upgrade & update, I also bought a second generation…

Nothing so exciting this time.

Mach 3

I went to buy some new blades for my Mach 3, but they didn’t have any stock…so I decided to upgrade, and get the new Mach 3 Turbo!

Mach 3 Turbo

I also got the new Gel..there was a new gen Mach 3 that takes a battery and has some funky vibration thing going on, but well that’s a bit much for a fucking shaver isn’t it?

The Mach 3 Power, I heard it’s not that good though and the Mach 3 Turbo still gives a closer shave.

I do have some RM600 self cleaning electric shaver…but I don’t use it any more.

Mach 3 Turbo

I do the Turbo is slightly better than the original Mach 3 and gives a more comfortable shave with less chaffing, so there.

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Out with the old, in with the NEW!

Finally decided to upgrade something…something dear to me, something that no longer works.

Guess What?

Guess what?

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Movie Review – The Cicakman – One of the worst movies EVAR.

The Cicakman

Set in the make-believe city of Metrofulus, “Cicakman” is about the last person on earth anyone would expect to turn into a superhero. But funnyman Saiful Apek, does, quite by accident and becomes quite a shock to his friend, who also tries his best to adjust to his superpowers. Starring many of Malaysia’s most popular stars including Aznil Nawawi, this is one big budget blockbuster that features 40% CGI, great stunts, great sets and 3D animation. Oh, and when he’s not climbing walls, Saiful @ Cicakman reverts to his alter ego, the unassuming Hairi.

This is quite possibly one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen, I really feel like I wasted 1.5 hours of my life, luckily I watched this movie on a Wednesday so I only paid 7 bucks…but still it was horrible.

Cicakman reminded me why I don’t watch local movies, I mistakenly think they might improve and watch a Malaysian movie about every 2 years…then I remember why I don’t watch them. Cicakman might cover the next 3 years it was so bad..

Saiful Apek was his usual twitchy, fidgeting, hyper self, which is ok for a few minutes…but really gets tiring after a while.

Saiful Apek

Sad to say even though this movie has a decent budget it’s still as immature and slapstick as all the other local movies I’ve had the misfortune to see.

The sound was terrible, the ‘CG’ was like hollywood about 10-12 years ago..

The jokes were not super funny first time and were each recycled 3-4 times..

The hero was a bit lame…the ‘satire’ of the albino twins from the matrix was ok first time….but again was overused through-out the movie.

Ginger Twins

The whole anti-piracy thing was pushed down your throat all the way through the movie (Yeah yeah we aren’t dumb we got the message first time).

The acting was generally quite horrible, I think Nadia was probably the best character in the movie (No I don’t mean Tania).

And the anti-hero Prof. Klon is the most over-acted shite annoying characters I’ve seen since the travesty that was Ja-ja Binks.

Suanie’s Take on Cicakman

Every time he was on screen it completely ruined the movie, he was just purely annoying, he laughing wasn’t even sinister or manic…it was just stupid and overcooked.

The movie site is not bad, but the navigation is a bit confusing…you can find it here, they also have some kinda lame blogspot blog here.

It might help a bit if you understand Malay as you’d find some of the jokes funnier…but as it’s slapstick I don’t think it really makes that much different, it’s not like any of the jokes are very funny.

You should only watch this if you want to see how bad it is.

I’d give it a ground-breaking Malaysian super-hero score of 1.5/10.

Some other reviews I found:

:: Cicakman Review :: the chosen flower
“Cicakman” Review – Malaysia’s Own Superhero! – The Drowmage’s Den
Cicakman:The REVIEW

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2006 The Year That Was – A Summary – Part III

Ah back to work today, so sad.

Continued from Part II.

SeptemberArchives

September was a fairly busy month and dominated again by posts about my trip to UK and straight after that another trip to Dubai.

UK was great as always!

Flower

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2006 The Year That Was – A Summary – Part II

Happy New Year All!

Sepang was awesome! Loads of updates coming soon…promise!

Continued from Part I.

MayArchives

May was a pretty happening month with a good variety of different types of events.

My quest for decent Siao Loong Pau started and still continues to this day.

Dragon-I

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