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Movie Review – Lucky Number Slevin – Complicated

Lucky Number Slevin

A case of mistaken identity lands Slevin (Josh Hartnett) into the middle of a war being plotted by two of the city’s most rival crime bosses: The Rabbi (Ben Kingsley) and The Boss (Morgan Freeman). Slevin is under constant surveillance by relentless Detective Brikowski (Stanley Tucci) as well as the infamous assassin Goodkat (Bruce Willis) and finds himself having to hatch his own ingenious plot to get them before they get him.

I’m not usually one to watch movies straight after they are released as I don’t much like the crowds, but I was at a pretty quiet cinema and the cast for this movie really attracted me, some real heavyweights with Bruce Willis, Ben Kingsley and Morgan Freeman in the same movie.

Plus it looked like my kind of movie, guns, killing, chicks etc.

It got a pretty good 7.4 over at IMDB and deservedly so.

The only bad thing I would say it did drag a little in the middle, but well perhaps this was due to the cinema being minus fifteen degrees and me losing the feelings in my hands..

The acting of course is sterling, with each character really developing their personalities and adding to the movie, Josh Harnett puts in a very strong performance carrying the movie through-out. It’s a fairly complicated movie jumping about from past to present with characters switching roles. Don’t be surprised if you feel a little confused after the first 20 minutes, it is an intricate but beautifully woven plot.

Sadly the ending was a little cheesy, I would have preferred if it would have ended a little sooner and finished with that hard edge, rather than softening it up and making me go ‘bleh’.

Bruce Willis seems to have perfected the psychopathic professional killer after playing Jimmy The Tulip in The Whole 9 Yards.

There is apparently some bloody violence in the movie, but I didn’t see any at all..the censorship was HORRIBLE with the censors completely missing the ‘fuck’ word and chopping out the remaining half of the sentence, the censorship was jerky, choppy and downright amateurish. It bordered on ruining the movie which was so beautifull directed and casted..

This is a movie that had an 18R rating at the cinema, over 18’s only, WHY did they feel the need to censor it so heavily?

It’s a caper movie though at heart, and it’s Hartnetts movie even with the heavy weights in it, a nice black comedy, bit of action, few laughs and a well told plot.

I’d definately recommend it, and it would be too cliche to give it Slevin out of 10..

So I’ll give it a strong 8/10.

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Smart Gorgeous Motor Club

Does this club have more than one member?!

Smart Gorgeous Motor Club

WTF?

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Did Your Coppermine Gallery (CPG) Get Spammed? Eww Spam..

Mine did, really it sucks!

Anyway if yours did too, you can get rid of all the spam in a few seconds, go to your control panel or however you get to phpMyAdmin on your server (or command line MySQL interface), whichever you are comfortable with and run this SQL statement:


DELETE FROM cpgXXX_comments
WHERE
msg_body LIKE '%cialis%'
OR msg_body LIKE '%viagra%'
OR msg_body LIKE '%tinyurl%'
OR msg_body LIKE '%og-seote%'
OR msg_body LIKE '%custom-tshirts%'

cpgXXX will be whatever your table prefix is for coppermine, depending on when you installed it, mine is cpg131_

You will also have to adjust the words for example OR msg_body LIKE ‘%custom-tshirts%’ can be changed to OR msg_body LIKE ‘%YOUR_SPAMWORD%’ you can just keep adding OR statements on following lines according to any of the words that uniquely identify the spam comments.

I mean don’t go deleting everything with ‘the’ in it for example.

Yah spammers are using tinyurl to spam their dirty generic viagra pills too, abusing a free service.

I hope it doesn’t effect legitimate users.

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Antenna Boy – Does He REALLY Get Better Reception?

Is the radio signal so lousy in Malaysia that you really need 6 antennas to pick it up properly?

Antenna Boy

Or did he think his car would go faster?

Or is it just to look COOL?

Sorry but in my books, he loses 1000000 cool points for this..

Antenna Boy

Bad, bad bad..fail, go home, do not collect 200.

Antenna boy was spotted in 1-Utama new wing near the Cinema.

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Why spend 9 years paying RM100,000 interest..

..to be another corporate drone driving a boring 3 Series BMW?

Even worse, why take a 9 year loan and buy a Kelisa? With the interest you can pretty much buy another car.

Yah I know cars are a necessity here, not a luxury, I know that, the public transport is so abysmal here I had to get a car ASAP or I was just stuck in the appartment festering, oh for good public transport.

I always wonder why people buy cars and break their balls to pay them off just so they can look better in front of their peers or something.

9 years of composite interest, the current rate is 4-4.5%, so let’s say 4% for 9 years, that’s 36%.

36% of interest, if it’s a Kelisa, that’s about 36,946, let’s say 40,000 on the road.

36% of 40,000 = 14,400

That’s huge, you can buy a decent second hand kancil for 15k.

You are being raped.

Then a BMW, that’s a RM280,000 car for a decent 3-series.

36% of that? You don’t want to know…a massive RM100,800, 100k you are paying to some shitty bank for an overpriced boring drone car to fit in with your peers.

100,000 RINGITT

Why do people do it, this whole Asian Face thing baffles me sometimes.

So they look good in front of their peers? So they can impress the girls? They break their balls paying RM3000 a month out of their RM5000 salaries so they can drive a BMW.

Then they drive the goddamn beemer at 80km/h in the fast lane because they can’t afford the petrol to go any faster..

All of this adds up to Road Rage incident in KL.

Back to the point anyway, why spend so much on a car, why, what’s the point? Why burden yourself, even with my 5 year loan I feel pain, that’s why I took a lump sum and reduced it by a year..

20% of the value of my car, just for lending me the money to buy it, that’s cut-throat man.

The necessity of cars and the poor public service allows the banks to become cut-throat loan sharks.

And the government with it’s over inflated prices for overseas cars, it all adds up to a poor consumer at the end of the day, plus we still have to pay Road Tax for roads with holes in and tolls…The tolls which shouldn’t even be there any more.

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Mu Jin Jang Korean BBQ Restaurant – Jalan Ampang

I found another place I took my Mom whilst she was here, the pictures hidden away on my phone (which I haven’t blogged about yet)..

Mu Jin Jang, Korean BBQ Restaurant around Jalan Ampang, I know a bloggers Mom owns one of these restaurants but I couldn’t get hold of anyone that knew which one it was, and the one I normally go to was closed so were quite a lot of others (Must be Korean day off?), so I picked this one at random.

Mu Jin Jan Korean Restaurant

I ordered some beef as usual (rib eye I think), which used to be tender sweet melt in the mouth a few years ago…a marinated beef dish and some pork, of course the freeflow Kimchi came flooding in, just how I like it!

BBQ Beef

The waitress of course cooked it all to perfection right in front of us, on the BBQ in the middle of table.

Brown Beef

The beef rib and pork was then sliced into bite sized chunks for our consumption. I must say the beef was a bit chewy and not all that great..yeah not like the olden days when it melted in my mouth! The pork was very nice however.

BBQ Beef and Pork

Then out came the marinated beef dish, which started out looking like this (and was much cheaper than the not so fantastic rib-eye thingy beef).

Marinated Beef

It ended up looking like this..

Marinated Beef

And I have to say, it tasted absolutely heavenly, I would go back there for this definately and the pork. I’ll be giving the RM58 steak a miss though, I think this was about RM32 and the pork around the same.

I of course ordered some Gyoza aswell (Japanese boiled then shallow fried dumplings), I order them everywhere that sells them, I really love Gyoza. They weren’t called Gyoza of course…they had some Korean name.

These were pretty good.

Korean Gyoza

Yeah, we killed it all!

No more Korean Food

A very hearty meal enjoyed by all, I would go there again (just skip the expensive assed beef and digg down on the marinated beef and a couple of slabs of pork yeah babeh!).

I took Mom for a walk around Bukit Bintang and to Petaling Street after that, but it was already closing up so we just passed it by and headed home. No pics of that as I didn’t have my camera and the phone doesn’t take good pictures in low light conditions because of the small sensor.

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I Believe I Can FLY – Reach out and Drive into the SKY

Does this guy think he’s flying a 747?

Does he not realise he’s actually just driving a Honda Civic?

I Believe I Can FLY

Ahbengs can afford some nice cars nowdays eh, just a shame what they do to them after they’ve bought them..

Spotted at Penchala Link toll booth..

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Homecoming – Harold Pinter – KLPac (KL Performing Arts Center)

Homecoming

So I’d heard about the local production of Homecoming, which was somewhat surprising as Harold Pinter is a genius, but a twisted one at that.

Harold Pinter - Homecoming

Harold Pinter has been awarded the 2005 Nobel Prize for Literature, the highest honour available to any writer in the world. In announcing the award, Horace Engdahl, Chairman of the Swedish Academy, said that Pinter was an artist “who in his plays uncovers the precipice under everyday prattle and forces entry into oppression’s closed rooms.” Pinter will travel to Stockholm in December to accept the award.

You can read his Bio here:

Harold Pinter Biography

A multitalented guy (Actor, Director, Writer, Producer and more!), but I have to admit I didn’t think Malaysia would be the place for a play such as Homecoming. Although I’m thoroughly glad it didn’t get bastardised by the censors or banned altogether like The Vagina Monologues.

I went off to KLPac (KL Performing Arts Center) Sunday afternoon for the penultimate showing of Homecoming, if you are interested you can read the production diaries at The Homecoming Diaries.

Unforunately the roads decided to change direction around Jalan Duta and I got totally lost on the way to Sentul West, I ended up doing a big detour to get onto another part of Jalan Kuching and eventually made it there when I recognised where I was (the HSBC on Jalan Ipoh).

Beautiful place anyway, made from reclaimed bricks by the looks of it.

KLPac

Reached there about 3:20pm and the show started at 3pm sharp! Thankfully the nice lady let Kimberly and myself in even though we were late, she didn’t even make us wait for the interval. Lovely.

We sat in the front row, feet pretty much on the stage, you could see the whites of their eyes, very intimate.

Makes a change from the normal theatre crap where you need a pair of binoculars to make out their facial expressions.

The show was very well done I have to say, the lighting was amazing, setting the mood perfectly and accurately and showing transitions between rooms and the time passing between night and day, plays of colours with blue and red mixed, cold blue for certain scenes, warm orange for others, it really added a lot to the performance.

The acting was good, Ben Tan was excellent as the somewhat confused protaganist Teddy, was he in control? Did he no longer love his wife? Did he have another ‘bit on the side’ or was he really gay? Did he love ‘Uncle Sam’ a little more than he should, vice versa seemed rather obvious, him always being the favourite boy, but then again, Sam could well be his father, another subtext, with Sams outburst about Jessie, and the way he looked after the boys..

That’s the thing with Pinter, you never really know.

Then Ruth played by Jia-Wei Loo, she played the seductress, was she loopy? Or was she the one really in control, the line between mother and whore is blurred to a point where there is no longer a division, was she being used, or was she using them? 2 hours of ‘love-play’ with Joey? To me it seems like she’s the one in control.

Although she could well be a slut from the comments Teddy made about her being popular and very ‘social’ back in the US of A.

Jia-Wei played the role very well, Pinter is extremely tough for anyone, especially a first-timer, I applaud her, something must have rubbed off when she was making all the sets 🙂 She switched between dominant, winning over the Psycho Lenny and submissive, to the point the men could kiss her and touch as a sex object without reprimand.

Then the father Max (Thor Kah Hoong, a veteran), switched between charming and affable and mean, nasty and downright hateful, one minute he could be lauding Ruth, saying how beautiful and serene she is, next he’d be saying she’s a dirty slut bag puss filled whore. Quite a contrast indeed.

The play was very British and filled with swearing as usual, perhaps that’s why it doesn’t shock me so much, I’ve grown up with Black Comedy and dark humour, you only have to look at our extremely popular ‘comedy’ series like League of Gentlemen to know what we enjoy, most people don’t quite understand it, yet we love it.

Lenny (U-En Ng) was intense with a great pseudo English accent, he played the part to a tee, struggling with himself, falling for Ruth as she was the only woman who could stand up to him, play him and take control. I assume U-En wrote his own biography in the program as it was very funny. He appeared to be some kind of crazy pimp, offering the services of ladies to his high class clientele, with his ‘professional opinions’ on the whoring of Ruth.

Patrick Teoh didn’t have much to do as Sam, the lovable uncle who had to take shit from Max every day, there is some hints that Sam might actually be the father of the 3 boys, which would explain why he still hung around to look after the old bastard Max.

Ian Cheang did well as a new-comer, but to be fair he didn’t have to do much apart from stand around looking gormless, staring at Jia-Wei and pulling down his trousers occasionally.

Homecoming Cast

All together a very enjoyable experience, I would recommend you go and see it, but well it’s already finished so you can’t. Tough luck.

I might take up acting, twisted things like this make me want to be involved.

Had a quick wonder round the Koi Pond KY blogged about, and then buggered off to have some excellent Sushi at Teppan Sushi in Bandar Menjalara!

Sentul West Koi Pond

Saw smashp0p there, he’s actually really quite tall, he looks so short in his pictures.

The Others:

The Suan
The Kim
The Paul
The FA

Randoms:

Charley Bean
Glaring Notebook
AppleGurl
Midnite Lily
Mayakins

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WTF? My Mind Is Blank

It’s monday, my head is empty, seriously blank.

I have no opinions this morning, non that I can clarify into something readable anyway..

I have no feelings about anything.

I went to watch Homecoming yesterday at KLPAC, I’ll probably blog about that later or something..

As for now, I’m so hungry I feel sick, I think I should eat something.

Or perhaps I just ate too much at the weekend.

I think I have what is known as blog block, yes, Saturdays Post was an April Fools, I meant to think up something better and more original, but I forgot, so I just did the same old crappy joke, which seemed to catch a few sleepy heads 🙂

Other than that must remember to take 10th of April off, book leave today as 11th is a holiday, so we can have a nice loooongggg weekend.

Ermm..yeah….hope your monday is more interesting than mine.

MY MIND IS BLANK

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I’m Quitting Blogging

I can’t take all the negative comments any more..

All the horrible e-mails.

All the lies.

All the jealousy.

All the cliques.

All the haters.

It’s just not worth it..

I Just

Can’t

Take It

Any MORE

Better channel all my energy into something better right?

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