Right, well, I mentioned the other day on my own blog that one of my cats has given birth, ye, that right the miracle of creation happened right here…. for 12 HOURS!!!!
Any way, wont go in to details but obviously these new mouths to feed are going to increase the food budget. So I have come up with a money saving plan. Spiced Kittens.
In a way I am lucky, because the mother quite enjoys spicy food, so we can start flavoring the kittens right now. If I feed her chillies with all her food the chillies should, in theory make it to the kittens.
Give it a couple of weeks of that and it should be like a marinade. Soft and tender spiced kittens. Failing that though once they reach a worth while size it will probably be worth stuffing them with more chillies before cooking.
To cook your own spicy kittens simply place your stuffed kittens on a baking tray and cook in a preheated oven at 200 degrees C for 20 to 25 minuets or until golden brown.
Its important to note that you should prepare you kittens as soon as possible, but depending on the size of dinner party and the size of your litter you may have to wait several weeks. In the even to using older kittens it is important you remove all hair, as any one knows that owns a cat, there is nothing worse then getting a cat hair in the back of your throat.
how disgusting is that ?!
Sounds like bonsai kitten 😛
I am allergic to cat. Can we substitute it for spiced Jalapeno’s instead or something?
Hmmm, i haven’t cooked stuffed capsicum for ages now that i think about it … wonder what Suanie is cooking tonight? Instant cat noodles? 🙂
Is it better to burn the hair off or skin the cat? And which is a more effective (and scratch-free) method of rendering it lifeless? Swinging it by its tail/neck/ears, strangling it with wire/hands, drowning it or throwing it into scalding hot water?
Ha Fucking Ha.
Tiger bud you need to be more selective with who you let guest blog. You write superb techie DIY articles etc. and this dweeb writes about cooking kittens. What’s next fun with incest, no better not give him any ideas. Come back please.
Can’t however blame you for imbeciles like Shhh(it), Let me paraphrase:
” Is it better to burn the hair off or skin Shhh’s mommy? And which is a more effective (and scratch-free) method of rendering Shhh’s mommy lifeless? Swinging Shhh’s mommy by her tail/neck/ears, strangling her with wire/hands, drowning it or throwing it into scalding hot water?”
Pretty funny huh? “Do Not Resuscitate” indeed.
dude, fedex me the meal, make it microwave ready
I think the most important reply I can leave here is to say its not the kittens scratching you that you have to worry about, its the mother.
So before terminating the kitten, its important to lock the mother up some where as they tend to take it a bit personal.
As to actual approach, well, drowning is the all time classic. Just fill up the bath by 8 to 10 inches, this should be sufficient as the kittens only have short legs. Then submerse the kittens for 3 to 4 minuets.
Thanks for the tips, Haydies. And another thing… do the ginger-coloured ones taste better or the white ones? Do some breeds taste better? What about those Maine Coons? Then again, all that fur to remove. Ugh.
This would be perfect for the reunion dinner! Spicy kittens. Yum! Spicy frogs-legs is so last century.
There isn’t really the hair problem with Maine Coons when they are kittens. If the hair is starting to get a bit long you are looking at more of a “spicy cat”.
The recipie for spice cat is more or less the same, but you will a) have to deal with the fur. and b) cook the cat for longer.
As a note, its a good idea to fill the bath more when dispatching a larger animal.
In terms of colour and taste, I think you should try to match your garnish, so perhapse ginger for the whites, and orange for the ginger.
Hmm. I wonder what some of your employers may say if they read your “work” here. Stay tuned. I’ve got some spare time comin up. Might have to do me some research. Just sayin.
Hey Guys, disregard my last post. It was totally uncharacteristic; it’s just that animal cruelty makes my blood boil. I think being you is punishment enough 😉 When the f**k is ST comin back.
Gunnfan, well, humm, I could just take the piss out of you, but I’ll try not to. I don’t really care if my employers see what I write 🙂 its not ment to be serious.
Though I do wonder why its “animal cruelty” just because they are kittens? We do far worse to things we eat all the time. Unless your a vegy, then you just like to boil things alive 🙂
I should point out that I do have a couple of cats, they are very happy and I wouldn’t eat them or their kittens. There are how ever 6 kittens living where my feet would normally be, fairly inconvenient, so it was fun to imagine there is some advantage to me 🙂
As to the techy DIY thing, well, if I had any thing to say that I thought people would be interested in I am fairly sure I can get real geeky. But about what? any idea? I’m mostly working on a template parser in PHP at the moment, its quite interesting. Though I did quite like the use of the word “dweeb” thats always a timeless classic 🙂
Oh, ST is back in about a week and half, I think. Not that I think he will be at all bothered. I have a picture of one of my first ever kittens, in his hand 🙂
He will be pleased that I have not just degraded in to verbally bitch slapping you, I try to rise above that sort of thing these days.
Animal cruelty makes my blood boil too, but this is all tongue-in-cheek. Can’t be serious all the time, dude. Maybe that’s why I look 8 years younger than my real age.
And I don’t need to worry about employers just yet.
I am SO glad I managed to sucker you into going to my blog. I figured somebody would take the bait. *eg*