Why oh why Mr Spammer, must you keep bombarding with ways to increase the len1.gth and gi-rth of my pen1s?
You guys have made my dreams come true. I have been self-conscience for as long as I can remember. I did not want to shower with other guys growing up, because I was embarrassed. Not only has your system increased the size of my manhood while erect, but it has helped my size while flaccid as well. I hang bigger, and I feel more like the man I should have been all these years. The change is tremendous, I wanted to send you this note to let you know what it has done for me, and of course to order more LONGZ! Leroy, Brooklyn
And Cialis? Viagra? Do I look like a limp-dick to you?
Man, it’s a sad state of affairs when millions of people each day get e-mails offering to harden their erections and increase the size of their love poles.
It must be working though, people must be buying this shit or they would stop already.
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They are getting more and more creative with the horrible spelling and bad grammar to get around Spam Filter that are becoming more and more common.
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why viagra? just use rubber band!
lol! rubber band?
aiyo, must go the natural way la….if drugs here, enhancement there….soon the dick DOES go limp or worst, falls off. Never did believe these spam. Skills are more important than just shoveling a giant lumber into a hot furnace. Cheers!
I’m surprised nobody’s getting spam from China, advertising “natural alternatives” (All-Natural Wood-raising power of Bear Bile/Deer Antler/Pangolin!)
It’s funny you bring this up – as in my Business Management course today, a lady suggested we use SPAM to advertise our businesses, and I had to point out to her that SPAM in Australia is illegal … but she insisted it was okay as she’d seen some program where someone had marketed their business using it.
After a long discussion, we finally convinced her that SPAM was a bad way to market her business (as it would get her a HUGE fine in Aussie).
Then, other people in the class were saying all these convulated ways to get rid of SPAM – and I pointed out, just paying for a SPAM filter was the best way to go … but they said, ‘But we don’t want to pay.’
I figured, if they want to spend six hours everyday doing their convoluted methods to try to eliminate SPAM, then their time obviously wasn’t worth the same as mine.
$5 a month for a SPAM filter. No brainer! 🙂
At least convincing the class not to use SPAM will cut down on some of it (I’ve done my part).
Then i had to explain phishing to everyone. One lady asked why people bother with phishes – obviously it shouldn’t work … but, as I pointed out, not everyone on the planet is clever … and someone then told the story of her friend who somehow responded to a phish and her bosses bank account got emptied!
One born every minute! 🙂
Limp dick? Yes, all of us, in 20 years time 😉
Caucasion normally have limp dicks one,dun they ??? ….like stuffed calamari. Dun get angry ah, my gf told me so. (Nice girl but on the promiscous side but I still love her) Of all the races (according to my gf) Indian or anyone with very dark skin tone have dongs so rock solid hard like a cricket bat. Those about to go bald with hairy chest are totally insatiable. All the testorones from the head meant for hair has gone south. Sammy Vellu in bed could be terrifying… But aren’t you on the thinning side with hairy chest as well? OMG your patners must be shagged out !!!.
Spam etc, virus, would be serious problem in the future. I was reading that computers will be render obsolute if microsoft and etc cannot control the problem. So we’ll have to revert face to face confrontaton and faxes… scary thought !! No more blogging and Kennysia would be a “msian adrain mole” millionaire author… and I will be trapped in my domestic cage forever not knowing whats going on in the world !!!!
And Cialis? Viagra? Do I look like a limp-dick to you?
Me : Do I look look like a male trapped in a woman’s body?
I get these spams everyday… like a daily good morning greeting.
we are talking about preserved meat in a can, right? you know, spam?
ps.
it’s not the length
it’s not the size
it’s how many times
you can make it rise
actually, i am amazed everyday the effort these people go to intentionally mis-spell their mails…
i delete those mails from my gf’s hotmail everyday, any ideas on how to stop it from coming, since blocking domains is just useless
this is soooo inspiring that i’ll dedicate some of my time to address this issue in a later post, lol
Yes:)