The Famous Detective Chen Lee

Posted September 16, 2005 at 5:28 am in Weird/Humour

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone.

A few days later, he received this report..

MOST HONORABLE SIR

YOU LEAVE HOUSE
I WATCH HOUSE
HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE.
I NOT SEE.

NO FEE,
CHEN LEE.

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15 Responses to The Famous Detective Chen Lee

  1. c September 15, 2005 at 10:14 pm #

    lol

  2. Justyboy September 15, 2005 at 10:51 pm #

    I open computar
    I go sholin tiger
    I see see
    I Hahaha
    My fren ask why Haha
    i show him
    He also hahaha
    my boss come come
    i 5did 5did close computar
    all No See

  3. Jeremy C September 15, 2005 at 10:55 pm #

    *LOL*

    now how did you come out with that?

  4. Juan September 16, 2005 at 12:06 am #

    hahhahha ahahhah i love this part

    I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE.
    I NOT SEE.

    NO FEE,
    CHEN LEE.

  5. minishorts September 16, 2005 at 12:09 am #

    yeah that justy’s rebuttal is … 0_o

  6. seth.frostheart September 16, 2005 at 12:16 am #

    LOL.!!~ i’m reading it with a cheena bruce lee slang in mind 😀

  7. FireAngel September 16, 2005 at 12:54 am #

    bwahahhahahahahaHAHAHAHA!

  8. totoro September 16, 2005 at 1:48 am #

    (erm, ST can post url here anot?)

    More at:
    https://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender/Chen_Lee.html

    https://www.asianjoke.com/chinese.htm (Chinese detective)

    https://www.haruth.com/Jokes12.htm#Suspect

  9. Wingz September 16, 2005 at 2:08 am #

    LMAO!!

  10. KY September 16, 2005 at 3:32 am #

    hehaeha. this is teh shit. LOL

  11. Ambiguous Wanderer September 16, 2005 at 4:12 am #

    Heheh!

    Happy Malaysia Day!

  12. mob1900 September 16, 2005 at 4:26 am #

    You’ve been Tagged.
    sorry if you’ve been busy lately.

  13. ShaolinTiger September 16, 2005 at 4:42 am #

    I suda tagged 😛

    the se7en tag

    Nvm twice now…I guess I’ll actually have to do it..

  14. Edison September 18, 2005 at 7:42 am #

    HEhE.. say this joke.. then put it on my blog… like.. last week… then now see it here… HEhE… i so malu (shy)… later ppl say that i curi from ur site… so yea… jz telling u 1st… js in case got watever copyrited law of wat sort… then scared ppl maybe start saying wanna sue me… ScArY~

  15. Lowzeewee September 23, 2005 at 12:47 pm #

    Lol wtf!

 
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